stain the jeans

to stain in the jeans is to perform a sexual activity with someone

1 - "i cant belive you stain the jeans last night....with her!"
2 - " you got to get what you can :p"

by mcsimplez October 28, 2010

sealing the envolope

The act of ejaculating on your partners eyes when there asleep. So when they wake up their eyes are sealed.

My boyfriend caught my sealing the envolope last night.

by thomas medina January 17, 2008

staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.

Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.

by Josh1981 February 9, 2008

the granny stain

The act of the granny stain involves a well matured female wearing adult diapers. Before sexual activity takes plac, the gilf unleashes a slick wet shit in the diaper. The male then removes the diaper and places it on the grannies chest at which point he mounts the grandmother in the missionary position and proceeds to smear the poo all over grannies chest with his chest.

Your grandmother is still recovering from the granny stain I gave her last night.

by cubanbutthorn September 4, 2011

Stain the Deck

The act of releasing one's man seed onto a female's back after intercourse.

The best way to finish doggy-style is to stain the deck.

by Pistale July 28, 2010

scaling the mullet

the act of masturbation

i went fishing and didnt catch a thing so i was just scaling the mullet

by ryansmith June 1, 2011

stained the toilet brown

To make something worse and still naively believe it became better.

She stained the toilet brown with her bug fix.

by [Supermeganightmarewanderer19] September 26, 2012