the shits

a horrible form of doop

"Please excuse my son from school...he had diearreha...diarea...he had the shits."

by Jezca January 21, 2003

The Shits

1. Diarhea.
2. Unusually fluid feces.

"I ate some Indian food and got the shits"

by John E. October 10, 2004

the shits

Brownish-red juice that shoots from the anal sphincter. Caused by Montezuma's Revenge, or other health issues.

The shits, Pissing out of my asshole.

by Chris Richardson August 20, 2007

put the shits up you

To frighten badly; terrify.

That Freddy Krueger could really put the shits up you.

by Smoodge the Naked August 17, 2006

The Shits

1. An adjective meaning awful, horrible, or the worst. The opposite of 'the shits' is 'the shit', used to describe something that rules or is generally really awesome. 'The shits' generally refers to something that sucks to just short of the greatest extent possible.

2. Another word for diarrhea. You get the shits when you eat something that makes your feces take on a primarily liquid form.

"Man, Weenus's breath is the shits. I can't believe I let him hiss right up my nose. It's so disgusting but I just can't stop."

"I sure wish I hadn't eaten all that rat shit. I think I'll have the shits for the rest of my miserable life..."

by American Jesus January 9, 2004

up on the shits

to be in the know

Aye yo dawg, you up on the shits?

by porterAF August 7, 2017

not for the shits

1: a phrase used by someone declining or calling out the bullshit they're being told,

or

2: another way to say "don't complicate something/give it to me straight"

or

3: similarly to use 2, it also could be used as a replacement for "not my problem.

example 1: DUDE DID YOU TAKE MY FUCKING WALLET?? - "dude im not for the shits, go harass someone else"

example 2: I like this girl but she likes this other guy and now this other girls flirting with me, what do I do? "fuck that, i'm not for the shits, figure it out on your own"

example 3: okkk so idk if I like u or not but I might like u but IDKKKK. "im not for the shits, youve been unsure for 3 days, ive been patient long enough"

by akuralis August 1, 2023