Boy: Dude, Hunter totally sucks the cock.
Mrs. Teacher: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Boy: I said, "Hunter hoovers the rooster."
Mrs. Teacher: Oh, um, sure.
Mrs. Teacher: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Boy: I said, "Hunter hoovers the rooster."
Mrs. Teacher: Oh, um, sure.
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Some torture techniques used to attain information from people are waterboarding, humiliation, and the rooster.
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The appropriate description of defecating on an oven tray which is then placed in the oven on high bake, ideally fan, and with the oven closed, left to roast.
by Pete Kampas August 21, 2007
Get the the roaster mug.A slight variation of the shocker in which both hands are placed together in such a fashion that it looks like a hand with 10 fingers. It may also take a while for the girl to become able to handle the rooster. Or even longer for a boy.
The Rooooosta! Give me tha roosta baby.
or Dude last night I gave my girl the rooster for the first time: my life is forever changed.
or Dude last night I gave my girl the rooster for the first time: my life is forever changed.
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Can you believe Stan? He really blew the rooster on that one.
He didn't just fuck up, he blew the rooster.
He didn't just fuck up, he blew the rooster.
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Get the shoot the rooster mug.When during a mfm threeway with the girl riding on top, and she starts to orgasm tilting her head back letting out screams of delight (as in crowing like a rooster), the other guy shoots his load into her mouth causing her to choke and cough.
Dude, the other night with Mandy, she was was cumming so loud I had to shoot the rooster to get to her to quiet down.
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