Rape the goat

To settle for less.
Archaic usage: to go to bed.

He went home with that ugly chick? Man, he really raped the goat.

Archaic usage: Oh, man, I've been up since 5 am. I think I'm gonna go rape the goat.

by bdb2h April 11, 2008

rape the replay button

to repeatedly click "replay" at the end of a YouTube video (esp. of a song) you particularly enjoyed so you can see/hear it again and again

comment posted under a video: "Thumbs up if you had to rape the replay button on this one!"

by languagelover2 December 2, 2010

rape the dragon

to overcome something particularly difficult or achieve something awesome.

Stop complaining about the assignment, Mary, we all know you're smart enough to rape the dragon.

We're holding a party to celebrate Jeff's promotion! He deserves it; he totally raped that dragon!!

Alternative use: Man, that test was one tough dragon to rape. But I think I did ok.

by keetalolita October 12, 2010

Rape The Kitchen

To expend all resources into annihilating and violating the kitchen making a wide variety of unecessary foods. Resulting in the kitchen looking like nagasaki in 1945.(meals include 10-20 lbs in chicken, 12 jumbo eggs, 4-6 lbs of beans, 14-18 lbs of sausage, and 24oz of broccoli, and 36 crackers with jalapeños and jelly)

Klopp came home famished and decided to Rape the Kitchen, resulting in dirty dishes and blackened stove. Everyone is unhappy.

by detts March 29, 2021

rape the night

when you go out and try to find parties even though you know there is nothing going on, thus forcing you to become desperate and ask people at stoplights "where the party at?"

Person 1: "Dude i told you we shouldn't have gone out tonight, there's nothing going on."
Person 2: "We're gonna find something! Pull up to those guys next to us and ask 'where the party at?'"
Person 1: "I can't believe we're desperate enough to rape the night"

by Guyblow July 28, 2010

the dove rape

the attempts of a member of the male species to "get with" or "pull" a member of the opposite sex, using slimy, dirty, and disturbing tactics to reach the end goal. normally culminating in "freaking out" the target, and therefore causing extensive psychological damage to the person involved. examples of various tactics used are back stabbing, hot-bed jumping, and "comforting".

"OMFG! that girl just got dove raped 2 shit!!!!!"

"Oo. the dove rape has been intiated"

"Sweet jesus, someone should intervene before that girl gets dove raped!"

by punjab mcgee June 19, 2008

date rape the coffee pot

This occurs when someone leaves just enough coffee in the pot to make it look like there's some left, but in reality it is less than a full cup, and doesn't start a new pot of coffee to make up for this transgression.

Dude 1: Dude....what the F?!?!?
Dude 2: What dude?
Dude 1: Did you just totally date rape the coffee pot?

OR

Dude: F'ing co-workers! Always date raping the coffee pot before I get in the office!

by Not Steve yo! October 14, 2010