Piss me through the phone

The act of peeing loudly while talking to your friend on speaker phone. The person on the other end of the conversation will most definitely try to convince themselves it was a drinking fountain.

Ellie: *pssssssss* so, you wanna hang out later?
Molly: Sure... what's that noise?
Ellie: Oh nothing.
Molly: I'm hoping thats a drinking fountain. Don't piss me through the phone, dude.

by greoee October 1, 2011

kissing through the phone

Its when a couple that is too far away yo actually kiss make smooching noises on the phone with each other

Girl hey I miss u
Boy. Miss you too
Girl I really want a kiss
Boy me too why don't we start kissing through the phone
Girl sure
*smooches smooches *

Boy feel better?
Girl I guess

by darthvaderprincess April 19, 2014

spill the phone

to knock over a telephone (usually cordless)

"Man, he was so high I was sure he would spill the phone when he set down that bong"

"Hello ... You still there? ... Hello?"
"Uh, Hello. Sorry about that. Wouldn't you know -- I was just about to tell you the best part when I had to go and spill the phone."

by k December 7, 2003

people inside the phone

1) People who live inside your phone and talk to you when it rings. Usually picking really bad times to talk to you.

"I threw my phone and all the people inside spilled over my living room"

by Dysfunction September 6, 2003

chap the phone

Using one's cellular phone so much the phone experiences chafing.

Tim: I gotta go call Janice again.
John: Man! You're going to chap the phone!

by cooliomchoolio January 11, 2008

Oin the phone

The act of discussing one’s sex cult over the phone while playing world of Warcraft

Esfandtv: sorry im oin the phone

Chat: no Esfand you can’t be oin the phone while live!

by Racciimy November 17, 2021

pick up the phone

The greatest song I’ve ever heard in my life, created by Travis Scott, Young Thug and Quavo. These three were like Steph, Klay and KD on this song. Quavo even invented the word discriminize during his iconic verse.

Me: PICK UP THE PHONE BABY! (LIKE BRRR!)
Timmy: I KNOW YOU’RE HOME BABY! (IT’S LIT!)
Kyle: I’M IN THE ZONE BABY! (STRAIGHT UP!)
Bobby: I JUST POURED UP A FOUR BABY!

by rtben00 January 31, 2022