The Good News

An old school slang term used by big city police describing the beating a suspect takes when resisting arrest.

The cops caught the suspect after a foot pursuit, at which point, he was given the good news.

by Chris the Fist June 10, 2009

what the fuck news

news that makes you just want to say "what the fuck" after it.

Susan- Hey, did you hear about the roofie rapist on the loose?

Cynthia- No! What the fuck!

Susan- I know isn't that crazy?!
Cynthia- That is some serious what the fuck news.

by BEEPOSEY July 29, 2009

to give the good news

Slipping someone a sly one, ragging someone or in simple terms: seeing to your girl.

"I'm going home to give the good news to her."

"I gave her the good news last night!"

by neverbelieve May 14, 2008

The Guardian News

Man who fucked his girl on camera for money

DID YOU SEE THE NEWS! IT WAS A GAURDIAN NEWSPAPER!!! He fucked his girl. I can’t believe The Guardian News Exists. It’s supposed to guard you from porn stars

by The Guardian Newspaper May 26, 2021

Five Beer The Bad News

To get tipsy/drunk with someone before talking about something serious and possibly negative to gather your courage and to calm them down.

Got laid off work today. Better five beer the bad news to my wife.

by Sapphire 13 April 10, 2019

The Fox News Review show

A nickname Tim Pool gave to Brian Stelter's show, reliable sources.

Reliable sources is basically the just The Fox News Review Show

by Eushshtb April 15, 2021

news of the world

The sixth studio album by the British band Queen. The album was released on October 28th 1977. Contains tracks such as: We Will Rock You, We Are The Champions and Spread Your Wings.

What is your favourite Queen album?
News of the world of course!

by queenfana April 12, 2020