the V-mop 

another fabulous term which means a female vagina.

"the v-mop can really stink up a good finger party"


"I didn't think I was going that fast officer, I was concentrating on flossing my girls v-mop...make her all sloppy like good time.."

the V-mop by chris sheffler June 29, 2008

the dirty mop job 

When a guy is banging a bitch, he first shits on the floor. Then cums in her hair. Then flips her upside down and wipes the shit off the floor with her hair. After this is done, she rings the shit and cum out her hair onto the guys dick and gives him a blowjob

Im going to give your mom the dirty mop job of her life after I eat 6 bowls of chili.

the dirty mop job by the mastermindz March 9, 2007

Mop The Ceiling

1.) A silly and ridiculous task

2.) A difficult and undesirable activity.

"I'd mop the ceiling for the right amount of money."

"Help your sister move? I'd rather mop her ceiling."

Mop The Ceiling by CKJ411 February 4, 2012

mop the floor 

After a girl has given a guy a bulimic job, she then eats up the throw-up she just regurgitated off of his genitals. Bulimic job and mop the floor can continue for several rounds.

Christina: oh my god, I love being bulimic.
Josh: That's wonderful baby, now can you mop the floor?

mop the floor by Thrice001 April 10, 2008

Mop the Floor 

When you put your girl on top of the kitchen counter and perform oral sex and she squirts all over the floor. And that is the reason you have to mop the floor.

My girl loves it when I mop the floor!

Mop the Floor by mark twains hardballz August 22, 2009

mop the basement 

to perform cunnilingus

I went downstairs on my chica and mopped her basement clean.

mop the basement by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002

Mop The Closet 

Cleaning another persons carpet of any cocaine crumbs with the agility of a monkey cleaning bugs off it's breatherins back.

Did you just see that slob mop the closet?

Mop The Closet by HeyComeOverByMe September 1, 2019