The long 'Oh'

The long 'Oh' is usually used in order to emphasize offense in and caused by people you have never met. Often shouted loudly to cause extra discomfort.

Jim: You know the one thing bigger than my penis?

Joe: Your mom?

Random asshole: OOOOOOHHH!

Jim: That was funny until what's 'is face over there pulled 'The Long 'oh''

by Dong suck, the wonderdragon June 29, 2010

the long sell

A scheme, trick or a practical joke that may take days, weeks and sometimes years to accomplish. Usually done with bad intentions. Very few people have the unimaginable self discipline that it takes to perpetuate this ongoing charade.

In "there's something about Mary," the long sell pulled off by Norm, the pizza delivery guy is quite impressive. By pretending to have a broken back and using crutches day in and day out he is able to get up close and personal with her as his chiropractor. The count of Monte cristo holds the record for the longest sell in history...20 years.

by gator777 October 25, 2014

The Long Islander

The act of ordering two breakfast meals when at a restaurant.

There are too many delicious options on this breakfast menu. I think I’m going to pull the long Islander and order two meals.

by Balboa89 May 4, 2018

The long donut

When a guy sticks his finger all the way down his penis and pulls it out. Thus his dick resembles a long donut.

Kevin- Whats that kid screaming about?
*looks down to the bottom bunk*
AHHHHHHHHH HE GAVE HIMSELF A LONG DONUT! HIS FINGER IS STUCK IN HIS DICK!

Camp Nurse- Son why did you give yourself The long donut thats literally the most painful thing you will experience.

by Jossh K December 13, 2019

The “Long Text”

The long sappy text message you either send or receive from someone declaring their emotions in a last ditch effort or goodbye.

I feel bad for ghosting him, but I really wasn’t expecting Daniel to send me the “long text” after just one date.

by Christocoop November 8, 2017

The Long Hug

When someone hugs you for extended period of time against your will; this is often a very awkward experience for the non-hug initiator.

I went to get a glass of water, and he got up to give me The Long Hug.

by LEA May 29, 2012

The Long Game

When two people, who, by chance like each other, but can't commit themselves to a relationship straight away (maybe due to age difference, or other situations etc.) agree to play The Long Game, essentially saying "I'll wait for you".

"Look, I'm in it for The Long Game. I know you're always out there, and I know you are too."

by funkyspidertatoes July 23, 2021