A large turd referring to a large mythical "sea-monster", The Kraken tends to clog the toilet so bad that a plunger is futile as the turds ridges gets caught in the pipe
Dude, sorry to tell you but i just released the Kraken in your toilet. Your Toilet should see a therapist ASAP
by MSMA December 8, 2011
An 18 year old girl by the nick name of NT has a female reproductive organ that resembles the kraken. A monster from the popular pirates of the carribean series.
Dude nt's bergina is like THE KRAKEN!! Not only does it smell like death, but it also have tentacles
by Megreaterthenyou February 7, 2011
A Kraken is a womans vagina typicly a nasty one. A Kraken can also be a female who is controled by her Kraken when the Kraken (the person) does not feed her Kraken it is even able to swalow a man whole or a woman if it is lesbian or just that desprite.
Watch out Rob here comes Jenny the Queen Kraken she just might swalow you whole and you may never get out!
by OPPkiller February 25, 2011
by Aldermanlounge October 12, 2011
The newest franchise in the NHL - (2020). The Kraken are part of the Western Conferences’ Pacific Division, and begin play in the 2021-2022 season. Based in Seattle, Washington, the Kraken will play their home games at Climate Pledge Arena.
Person 1: “Did you hear the name of the new NHL team in Seattle?”
Person 2: “They are going to be called ‘The Seattle Kraken‘.”
Person 2: “They are going to be called ‘The Seattle Kraken‘.”
by Decent Squirrel August 3, 2020
A word to describe a pet that is very good a destroying prized possessions and creating general havoc that isn't warranted. In all known cases, the pet has had very soft ears.
by The Goochness November 27, 2010