When Martha was finally able to fit her fist into Gertrude's vaginal canal she knew it was time to "Release the Kraken!"
by valet6969 October 6, 2010
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Get the releasing the kraken mug.Whilst having vaginal sex with your woman, grab her by the weave whilst attempting to fist her anus. No lubrication is allowed, as lubrication will come from the blood she spills based on your efforts. When the hole seems big enough, release your weaving hand and insert that arm in the anus making it bigger still. When torn enough and you can feel the point-of-no-return, hastely pull out and jizz in the gaping hole, creating a torrent of blood and semen. Now, put from your nose to your chin inside the hole and whilst delivering sharp hooked punches to her hips, scream at the top of your lungs - 'RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!' -whilst she shits on your face. Then, when she's finished, proceed to stand up and beat the shit out of her.
by KingofWomen December 15, 2010
Get the Re-releasing the Kraken mug.An expression of bravado used when revealing one's penis for intercourse. It can also be used in public urinals or other inappropriate places.
Jake was arrested for walking into the women's lavatory, pulling open his trench coat (under which he was naked save for business socks), and shouting, "Release the Kraken!"
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Get the Release The Kraken mug.Humorous hyperbolic metaphor used by American commentators to describe a goal scored from a free-kick in soccer.
Commentator: "Dietmar Hamann, he's just gonna set the play up... and Riise..."
*Riise strikes the ball and scores*
Commentator: "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
*Riise strikes the ball and scores*
Commentator: "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
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