Bees around the honey pot

The small crusty particles of shit that cling to the hair surrounding ones shit hole in hot temperatures

God mate it’s so hot! If this heat continues there’ll definitely be some bees around the honey pot before noon

by joey boy 1989 April 26, 2019

The Honey Badger

The process of having honey applied to ones rectum and then proceeding to have a Badger lick the honey from the applied area. Usually preformed by homeless men who are heavily into bestiality.

That homeless dude is doing the The Honey Badger.

by Kernetic January 5, 2015

The Honey Nut Scooter

There are 4 basic steps in The Honey Nut Scooter. First, a male dips his testicles into a jar of honey. Next, the male places his honey dipped testicles in his mates eye sockets. Third, while testicles are in eyes sockets, the male places his rectum over his mates mouth and then proceeds to shart. Lastly, immediately following the shart, the male must sprint (scoot) out of the current vicinity.

"Me and My girl tried The Honey Nut Scooter last night, and she loved it!"

"I totally Honey Nut Scootered the crap out of that chick last night."

by John P. Smith April 24, 2008

The Honest Men

Is a nickname for a west Scottish professional football (soccer) team name Ayr United who play in black and white. Ayr United's rivals or should I say enemies are Kilmarnock FC.

Ayr Fan - "'Mon the honest men!"

by Pep Cassidag May 24, 2018

The Honey Badger Option

When one decides to no longer give a shit about something or someone or a certain situation; like the honey badger (See the youtube video-Randall's version- if you don't know the honey badger). The honey badger doesn't give a shit. It's a more "polite" or eloquent way to say "I don't give a shit."

Person 1: Oh man, are you studying for the final, its tomorrow morning!
Person 2: No, I'm taking the honey badger option for this one...

Person 1: Oh my god, did you hear about him/her?!?
Person 2: Nahh...I'm taking the honey badger option for him/her..

Person: I will forever be taking the honey badger option for this class/that person/situation.

honey badger, shit, polite, randall, youtube craze, life options

by The Original Honey Badger December 28, 2011

The Honey Boo-Boo Treatment

This is where a person consumes a large quantity of honey (approximately a litre) and then purposefully vomits it onto their partner, (or one may perform this by themselves, of which they would instead vomit into a container and preserve it) of which it is then lathered and massaged all over the body, focusing on dry patches, rashes, blemishes, acne and/or acne scars. It can also be used to treat damaged hair by lathering it onto the scalp and rinsing, much like shampoo and conditioner.

It is rumoured that it can also be consumed to treat various diseases. The origins of this is

unknown, however has become increasingly popular in the United Kingdom. Usually practiced among those who use alternative medicine, as it lacks actual scientific proof as to its health benefits and healing properties. The name to the practice is currently unknown, as it is not widely known, however, it has been referred to as the 'Honey Boo-Boo Treatment' or just ' a Honey Boo-Boo'.

Documented by D13khead, tested by Dingob3ded

I felt very poorly and so I tried The Honey Boo-Boo Treatment.

by D13kb3ded August 7, 2024

The Honeycomb Loop

The act of going down on a girl after cumming inside her. Make a collection of your creampie in your mouth until she cums. While she orgasms, spit your recycled load into her open mouth.

I fixed my girlfriends bitchy attitude with The Honeycomb Loop

by Dynamic Daydream April 2, 2025