Maryland Haymaker

A Maryland Haymaker is the act of shitting into your own hand while nude, and throwing the excretion at your partner in sex, so that it explodes against them.

‘Yo. Susie gave me a Maryland Haymaker last night.’

“That’s sweet.”

by Madame Marcy August 14, 2025

Vagina Haymaker

When you punch a vagina repeatedly.

I was at this girls house last night and i gave her the good 'ol Vagina Haymaker.

by ZachISHEREE December 9, 2022

Haymaking

In the home, it involves wearing an unwashed rugby jersey to burn food into a frying pan while listening to heartbreak songs. Filling the house with repugnant body odour and flakes after avoiding body wash. Then letting your bowls explode into the toilet after breaking the seat.

Outside the home, it involves constant snap chatting, hoarding information, gloating, sharting.

If any friends shows these characteristics, they are making hay.

Shes been haymaking all day

by Big daddy Rod 999 December 17, 2019

Lesbian Haymaker

A Lesbian Haymaker is when one girl winds up and punches another girl in the cooter, snatch, snizzy.

Last night this girl gave me a lesbian Haymaker and now I can't walk.

by Faeries Princess March 18, 2017

Peruvian Haymaker

A move to use during a fight. A jump kick in which you're hitting the other person with your balls.

I'll geve 'em the old Peruvian Haymaker. See if he ever messes with me again.

by Araik199 January 18, 2022

Randy Haymaker

Following out the act made by character Randy Marsh from Southpark in season 15, eps 4.

Example:
You get so mad at somthing or someone you feel the need to yell out jibberish before you attack

'Southpark quote'
Randy opens door and shouts: Vout den mor geerrr (or some sort of russian i dont know)
and follows up by a very violent Haymaker

Person 1: God what happened to you?

Person 2: i was singing justin bieber in the park and some guy ran at me screaming gibberish and gave me a Randy Haymaker

Person 1: nice

by Fishylilme October 30, 2011

The Haymaker

The Haymaker is a two part combination in which a devastating blow to the ribs is followed by the merciless and powerful donkey punch leaving the girl unconscious.

"Dude, I was doing her from behind, gave her the Haymaker and she fell off the side of the bed, unconscious."

by Indiana Pwnzz October 3, 2008