The Government

The organisation who's really behind it all. Corona, murer hornets, climate chance, you name it.
Trump, Kim Jung Un and Putin. No no no. They're just puppets.
No one knows for certain who's really part of The Government. They will kill anyone who says anything, but be on the lookout. You, me, your gran a or you sugardaddy could All potentially be part of The Government.

Person 1 'Oh fuck, I think my granma is part of The Government!'
Person 2 'How did you find out!?'
Person 1 'Because I'm part of The Government'
The Government *Shoots person 1 and person 2* 'Now everything is in order >:)'

by Gretchen's Wiener June 15, 2020

Get me the government!

noun:
A declaration that one is about to auto-defenestrate.

"Get me the government!"
*jumps out of a window*

by Isa DL January 13, 2023

Did you do the government homework?

A question asked during an awkward moment

After he saw his date to the Winterball wasn't enjoying the slow dance with him, Zak turned to Paul and asked "So Paul, did you do the government homework?" Paul believing that there really was government homework that he had forgotten about, pushed his date away, and turned to ask Evan if there was government homework. Even, also thinking that there was government homework that he had forgotten, pushed his date away also.

by Zak Zippert March 18, 2010

Shake hands with the governor

1.to take a shit 2. to see a man about a wallaby 3. masturbate

Man, I totally have to shake hands with the governor after eating all that cheese.

by Miguel O March 6, 2012

the government

a bunch of damn fools

Taxation is theft, I don't play by the rules.

I make the government look like a bunch of damn fools.

by anonymousclucker August 8, 2018

shaking hands with the governor of love

Tossing Off

From Latin - Shakus Handus withus theus governorus ofus loveus - meaning choking the chicken, tossing off, wanking

From the motion of "shaking hands" with you cock (the governor of love)

I was too busy shaking hands with the governor of love to get your text

by Tom P. Cock April 21, 2006

shaking hands with the governor

Male masturbation

You: Dude, sorry I'm late.
Me: What were you doing, shaking hands with the governor?

by coyote duster April 14, 2014