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The Gonia

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Noun: A form of an STD carried by rats.

The disease is said to be orginally transmitted in the glorious town of Avalon, NJ during the culprit's (aka Patient Zero) loss of virginity to a threesome with the Garktron and another unfortunate female.

Frequently transmitted while the other suspect(s) is/are blacked out

Some of you may applaud this sexual behavior, but most of you are appalled.
1. A Shannahoe got got by the rat cock after a wild night at Timbo's. Needless to say she got the Gonia

2. The Scarlet Fever is to Rutgers as The Gonia is to Delaware
by Students for safer sex October 6, 2011
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hear the gong, byatch!

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Get a life, wake up and smell the coffee, get with the program, get a clue, get out of a rut, live to the fullest.

In reference to the piercing and deep sound of a gong in Gamelan music, q.v.
If you haven't heard it, you haven't lived.
What? You haven't heard the deep tone? Hear the gong, byatch!

You haven't drank Lapsang Souchong in your entire life?
Hear the gong, byatch!
by hiverne November 24, 2006
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The Gonz

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Classy, God, sometimes caught wearing a flannel shirt jacket
You can be good, but you’ll never be The Gonz
by BobbertGe December 9, 2020
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fuck the GÖNGS

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It's a very famous sentence which was said by ZiebraZ, a famous graffiti artist that lives in Iceland.
The "göngs" can mean both underground and hallway, but in this sentence he meant underground.
Altrough he first said it on graffiti forum it bacame one of the most popular words in graffiti world in Iceland.
I like better spraying on buildings, so fuck the GÖNGS
by Api April 23, 2006
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A hard rock music group of late 80's,sound tracks of "full throttle" game
A: what group do you like ?
B: THe Gone Jackals
by JohnnyReb March 22, 2008
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You place your balls in the eye sockets of a person and lay your dick over their nose so they resemble Gonzo from Jim Henson's muppets.
I gave Charles the Gonzo last night and he still has my taint smear on his forehead.
by Tobe Pierce August 5, 2008
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Kick the gong

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1. To kick the gong: To smoke opium (from Chinese opium dens of the last century where customers struck a gong to make the attendant come and bring them a pipe).

2. To mastubate (if you're male).
1. Lyrics from "Minnie The Moocher" (30's jazz hit for Cab Calloway):

She messed around with a bloke named Smokie
She loved him though he was cokey
He took her down to Chinatown
And showed her how to kick the gong around

2. She gave me such a case of blue balls last night I couldn't wait to get home to kick the gong.
by Benoit Racine February 8, 2009
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