bring the family

to hold nothing back, to unleash united ruckus

if we wanna win today, we're gonna have to bring the family on those chumps!

by tatum biggs June 28, 2007

The Familiars

A Blink/AVA "fan" who calls themselves "fans" yet bitch, moan, or complain about the band or any of its musical choices, sales, promotion tactics, appearances on modlife, or personal choices in life. These "fans" also never seem to branch out to the bands musical influences and usually band together in small groups of retards.

"Omg I cant wait to see my favorite band AVA!!!!!!"
"Angels and Airwaves are sell outs now"
"I dont like Blink 182, but I like Angels and Airwaves"
"AAAHSDKJFSJDLKFJSDLKFJ ATOM LEFT THE BAND!! LIFE IS OVERRRRRRR AJDFSDLKFJSDFLKSFDJSFDL"
"I HATE ILAN RUBIN!" 10 minutes later "OMG ILAN RUBIN ROCKS!!!!"
"Tom should just leave Blink 182 and focus on AVA!!!!"
-The Familiars

by ThisIsHowIDrinkMyBourbon April 9, 2012

in the family way

pregnant

"She's in the family way. It will be her first child"

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

The famous wisdom giver of Omegle

The famous wisdom giver of Omegle, appears on Video chat on the famous website Omegle. The wisdom giver appears with a V for vendetta mask and black hoodie. The wisdom giver asks the famous question: I am the famous wisdom giver of omegle. ask me a question and I'll give you an answer that should make you think. ask away! and the stranger asks as many questions as they like to the Wisdom giver. If the wisdom giver is unable to answer the question the winner gets a screenshot on the Wisdom givers Tumblr page. If young children appear on omegle to the wisdom giver the wisdom giver will ask them why they are on a pretty dirty site and ask they leave with The famous wisdom givers advice. Wisdom giver also asks girls and guys to stop showing their private parts and move to the unmoderated part of Omegle.

wisdom giver: I am the famous wisdom giver of omegle. ask me a question and I'll give you an answer that should make you think. ask away!
Stranger: how many is too many?
wisdom giver: each to their own.

by Wisdom giver fan January 16, 2014

The family bike

An alternative way of describing a slut

Man 1: Have you seen her? She looks like the family bike!
Man 2: Yeah, because everyone's ridden her!

by Airza August 3, 2018

Focus on the Family

A christian organization based in Colorado Springs that was founded by Dr.James Dobson. When their massive "complex" was built, they "forgot" to pay one of their workers, resulting in an armed stand off. Typical of other large christian organizations based in CS (see also: New Life Church) they mouth the words of peace while teaching hate and intolerance. Dr. Dobson has been featured on various national news programs usually spreading his narrow minded views on (pick one or more) homosexuality, atheism, how satan is real, drug use, pre-marital sex, how the republicans are truly the blessed of god, how democrats are spawn of satan, pro-life, how killing abortion doctors is ok etc. etc. Focus on the family is responsible for pumping millions into republican coffers, doing slander ads against their opponents, all as a "non-profit" company. Like most such organizations their sprawling compound is located on prime real estate and their governing board pulls down more than most corporate CEOs. While their workers are your standard disfunctional underpaid religious zealot, who believes that it's ok to beat the wife, ignore the kids, have an affair etc. as long they go to church on Sunday and drag their family along, they will be completely forgiven. Thus a vicious circle continues. (see hypocrite)

Are You telling people to Focus on the Family ?

HEY why don't you FOCUS ON YOUR OWN FAMILY!!!!!

by PimpFishy November 8, 2006

in the family way

pregnant, (a subtle term)

Sounds like she's in the family way.

by The Return of Light Joker December 29, 2009