A cyclops penis is a subspecies of the very fabrics of reality itself. It is said that the cyclops penises where amongst the first things synthesized after the big bang. They are characterized in a 2 dimensional form as a penis (obviously) with a signature eye resembling that of a predator and their rather large lips just beneath the aforementioned eye. They also have 2 signature organic testicles (on the exception of the mighty bro wheeze) in which they draw their strength from reality. The two most widely knows cyclops penises are yung breezy (the almighty) and his nigga bro wheeze.
by Dr. Fluffykins May 18, 2020
Get the cyclops penismug. Weeping Cyclops-
(Verb)-
The act of poking one's eye out and ejaculating below the functional eye, creating a stream of "tears".
(Noun)-
One whose eye has a trail of semen, similar to that of tears, to the bottom of their cheek.
(Verb)-
The act of poking one's eye out and ejaculating below the functional eye, creating a stream of "tears".
(Noun)-
One whose eye has a trail of semen, similar to that of tears, to the bottom of their cheek.
by BleuMoon February 5, 2010
Get the Weeping Cyclopsmug. the act of spreading you ass cheeks, flexing the anus muscle, shouting, "i am the brown cyclops, I see all!"
by Teabag man June 11, 2008
Get the the brown cyclopsmug. by BaronTvirus June 9, 2019
Get the Battle with cyclopsmug. When a woman is giving a man head and right before he nuts, she aims his dick back at him and shoots him in the eye.
I got Jeff back for cheating on me. I gave him a blinded cyclops when I was going down on him and kicked him in the balls.
by Lord Longshadow December 25, 2018
Get the Blinded Cyclopsmug. the act of spreading your ass cheeks and farting in someones face... yes it is as disturbing as it sounds
by el escritorio October 20, 2009
Get the Angry cyclopsmug. by TheUnderhill January 3, 2017
Get the Cyclops buttmug.