What's Cracken

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Dont be lyin! What's Cracken!

by SexMoneyTucker May 16, 2021

Jackin the Cracken

When your jerking off to hardcore porn and beating your dick hard. Your dick will get really hard.

Joe: I was up all night last night bro

Ron: Why

Joe: I was Jackin the Cracken to some hot asian porn

by JackerOffer6969 March 3, 2021

A Rare Crackening

The rare crackening is defined as an event where claws are cracked. Though this phrase would imply infrequency of the action itself or the choice of time of the action, this is not the case. The rare crackening typically occurs during times when crackenings are most common. Its an inception pounder.

"Ah, its a rare crackening on a Sunday for the Patriots game"- KDP

"KDP, you literally get drunk every Sunday during football season"- Unnamed Alcoholic

by pbones October 18, 2021

Unleash the cracken

When you snort a looooootta crack. Like Four Loko analogy levels of crack.

Random junkie: "Life is too hard... it's time to...
UNLEASH THE CRACKEN"

by PLMMJ May 10, 2024

pussy cracken

An octopus with a face that looks like a vagina full of teeth. There is only one. Once you see it, you may not understand what it is at first, but then somtime later you may realize you've just seen a pussy cracken. They often have a redish coloring, also known as a red pussy cracken. The animal was first discovered and named by tagea vangsgaard. a song about a pussy cracken was written by Joshua Adair in 2017, in tageas honor.

She pulled down her pants and behold, a red pussy cracken!

by Tiga woodz March 9, 2018

The Cracken

The mythological crack rock believed by the desperate crackhead to be lost but never found

Bill and Ted We're crawling on their Knees Searching for the Cracken as their Bag ran out at6:00 a.m.

by Qbinking January 31, 2025

Crackening

The combination of Lightening and Thunder that comes very close together. Typically used with young children to reduce fear and build excitement about a thunderstorm.

Hey little Johnny, there is a storm coming. Let’s go watch the crackening!

by Geoswin August 26, 2018