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the cobra

Another name for a swindler or petty con artist. The origin of the word comes from McCue or "Swindles nicely" in Irish.
So, you folks headin over to the Cobra's house tonight for some Taquitos and Grey Goose?
by Snakey September 24, 2008
mugGet the the cobramug.

Cobra

A sexual position that is only attempted by the bravest men with iron-clad stomachs.

1. Get a girl from the club/party/kickback/hoedown/hootnanny to take you back to her house.
2. Convince her to let you fuck her in the ass.
3. Also convince her you can't get her pregnant from spelunking in her poop chute so you won't need a condom.
4. Fuck her until you cum right in her ass. And before she realizes whats going on you'll need to muster up all your constitutions and suck your own cum out of her ass.
5. When she turns around to see what all the hubbub was about, spit the jizz right in her eyes and yell "COBRA!"
6. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. TAKE ONLY WHAT YOU NEED TO SURVIVE THE ENCOUNTER BECAUSE SHE IS GOING TO WANT TO KILL YOU.
Kyle-"Hey dude why is that chick walking over here looking like shes going to kill someone."
Jeremy-"Holy Shit thats the girl that I gave a COBRA to last night."
Kyle-"Holy cockass we've gotta get you the fuck out of here!"
by henchogreezy November 28, 2010
mugGet the Cobramug.

Cobra

The Art where by a female urinates standing up. The Cobra is preformed when the female uses her index and middle finger resembling "fangs" to stretch back the labia and take aim. Thrusting pelvis is common and highly recommended.
From the front view you can see the true resemblance of the Cobra.....
Zayne: "Shit Jenny you should probably thrust your pelvis when you Cobra because your are pissing all over your leg"
by Beeeeman January 16, 2014
mugGet the Cobramug.

the cobras

a group of terrorist in metal gear solid 3 snake eater. they are:
the pain: a dude that has wasps or hornets or whatever the hell they are-covering him.
the fear-use your thermal goggles to take him out. If you don't have your thermal goggles you're fucked.
the end-a guy that is over 100 SHIT FUCKING years old but a hell of a sniper. Father of sniping. What does that tell you?
the fury-likes to play with his flamethrower.
the sorrow-weirdest boss fight ever.
They're not really that hard. But sorrow is so fucking weird...
by Adrian November 25, 2004
mugGet the the cobrasmug.

Cobra

an uncercumsized penis, the hood like a cobra
Did you see JP's cobra?! It was spitting at us!
by HiMyNameIsCam December 8, 2006
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cobra

A massive, dark-skinned cock (usually black or latino).
Wow - I sucked an awesome latino cobra this afternoon at the gloryhole in the university library bathroom! Mmm-mmm good!
by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004
mugGet the cobramug.

cobra

When a person goes psycho, throws major bitch fits and ends up looking like a total jackass.
Ugly Ray went cobra at work and now everyone hates him and wants to kick his back stabbing ass.
by butterbutt September 24, 2008
mugGet the cobramug.

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