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chad the great

Chad the Great, the unstoppable force.

Killer of Joe, Chad the Great stands at a full nine feet tall. His shoulders span four and a half feet wide. He is the worlds perfect man. Any women would be instantly subdued by simply looking at Chad the Great. He has a butt chin that rivals any regular mans butt. He can only be killed by the Gods who created him, but the god would have to sacrifice himself to do so.

He has the most powerful Rickrollmancy (a power associated with names) to ever be seen in the universe. He has drunken the water of Shreksbonyo, and he had gained all the magic to ever exist.

He is the only being know to hold his own against Shaggy.
Chad the Great:

Some God: *Screams and dies*
by Chad_the_Great December 14, 2021
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chad the second

by Penisbutt the second April 3, 2017
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chad the impaler

The potentially best male porn star name known to mankind. Based off the legendary historical figure Vlad the Impaler who also impaled thousands.
"Oh man, I get to film with Chad the Impaler, I hope he spikes my rectum"
by cjt119 March 13, 2019
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The Dirty Chad

I heard his cousins cousin have him the Dirty Chad.
The Dirty Chad is when you fuck someone's cousin and don't ejaculate until you put your underwear back on, then trade that underware said cousins cousin..
by Skvmfvkk February 25, 2019
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Chad the white boi

The typical popular white guy that walks around in your local middle school all the way to the senior year of high school, commonly found in America, in their local habitat known as the baseball field, the beach surfer, or golf club, they mostly spend their free time on Tik Tok on their phones. The opposite of white trash. Trust me, they have a choad (a very tiny, but fat cock). Almost every white girl without a brain falls for the chad. Usually have the name "James, Ethan, Tyler, Jay, Troy, River, Jack, etc."

Chads are easily recognizable, for wearing the total opposite of a chav, skater kid, a gangster, or a cholo. A chad always wears Polo and a pair of fresh pants, sometimes Supreme, airpods, most likely has long curly hair, or just curly hair split in the middle. definitely owns a pair of Vans. In the old days a Chad was known as a Socs (pronounced Sow-sh).

Trust me, they're usually rich, popular, athletic, douchy, usually gets laid during Junior year of high school. The class pet, the goody-2-shoes, but most of them are nice. They usually don't include people that are not white. But they have that token black kid. So they're not seen as really racists. And just like any gang; they hunt in groups.
Hugh Jazz: Yo look at this guy, this guy just got the new iphone, that barely came out, and a new car, just for winning a baseball game.
Joe Mama: For real, he's such a fucking Chad the white boi.
by 420bo$$ October 14, 2020
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The Supreme Chad

The Allmighty God of Chads. The Chads fall drastically in comparison. Imagine Giga Chad x 100000 to the 18th power. This male is the Sigma male that all Sigma males follow and came from. There would be no Giga Chad without him. All female beings orbit him within a 10000 solar system radius.
"Dear lord, it's The Supreme Chad!"
-Martin Martian
by Randomguy259 September 13, 2022
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Chäd the Dųck

Our supreme ruler, our one god, in the form of a duck with an afro.
Praise Chäd the Dųck, he is our ruler.
by KregIfunny November 28, 2017
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