When you set fire to the pubic hair around the female genitilia and then extinguish the fire using only cum.
by MisterF15ter April 04, 2018
by Blastoise King March 26, 2006
by Ballin Colin June 30, 2011
A term used to describe someone who exudes unstoppable energy and confidence, often handling challenges with the same overwhelming power and cool demeanor as the Pokémon Blastoise. Can also refer to someone who takes charge in tough situations, acting as the "tank" in a group dynamic.
Jake rolled up to the basketball court like a Big Man Blastoise, hitting three-pointers and blocking every shot like it was nothing.
by Space_turtle January 27, 2025
by Rjette15 March 08, 2019
by Russian Field Worker March 15, 2018
The act of having wild vigorous sex while blasting sex music and timing your orgasm with the point the the music hits the highest note and screaming out the loudest moan that has ever been moaned.
“Ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhh blastoise baby!!!!!!”
“Dude the couple upstairs were doing that blastoise thing again, it woke me up at 4 in the morning”
“Dude the couple upstairs were doing that blastoise thing again, it woke me up at 4 in the morning”
by Ash Ketch-Cum October 11, 2018