The Big Dick of Justice

The Big Dick of Justice is given to those who have been wronged or denied justice while in the work force. The Big Dick of Justice or BDOJ for short, is as big as it needs to be. The head is hard and callused so when he bottoms out the receiver feels like they have been fucked by a freight train. The vein is sharp and cuts as it enters. The BDOJ has a felony wrap sheet longer than its shaft and used to be on the wrong side of the law but now its fights for righteousness. With the Glare of Clint Eastwood, the attitude of Charlton Heston and the swagger of Burt Reynolds the BDOJ is a force to be hold. He has a tattoo on the underside that reads "Pain" and more chest hair than Tom Selleck from Magnum PI. His mustache hides whats left of a large scar he got from taking down two Mexican drug cartels and impregnating their mothers.

"We all got dragged to this meeting that didn't even concern us! Im going to wield the BDOJ like Liono! and get justice from this bullshit job!"
"Its because of that department that our jobs are harder then they should be. Im sure if The Big Dick of Justice heard about this they would all get fucked!"

by Remote Troll August 23, 2011

the big day

the day when someone gets married

She looked so happy on the big day.

by greatlexicographer September 13, 2013

the big drink

The ocean, sea, lake, or large river, depending on which you mean.

Particularly, the Pacific or Atlantic Ocean.

by Downstrike November 29, 2004

sucks the big dick

something that sucks big time; it/someone sucks really bad

John Kerry Sucks the Big Dick

by TE July 10, 2004

the big dumdum

the big dumdum

the big dumdum what's that

by AUMGAMEI December 1, 2020

The Big Diseasey

New Orleans, Louisiana; post Katrina.

The cesspool of flood (ie. Deathbucket) has turned "The Big Easy" into:
"The Big Diseasey."

by anderskate September 22, 2005

The Big Dipper

After sensual foreplay, the woman gets on her knees (like she's supposed to) and prepares to give the man oral sex. Before the throat is swabbed, the female packs an extremely large lip (chewing tobacco). This combination provides for ecstasy and a nice head buzz.

Sherdaddy: Why are there all these empty waterbottles on your bed?
Steven: Kaity's coming over later, she's going to give me The Big Dipper.

by adamthejew December 6, 2009