The belt

A legendary weapon used by parents to whip their child's ass when they misbehave, so the mother whips them teach them a valuable lesson.

Mom: WHY DID YOU GET A D ON YOUR REPORT CARD!

Son: look mom, school is not as easy as you think.

Mom: THAT'S IT, I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU, YOU ARE A BAD KID, YOU GET THE BELT!!

Son: OH NO, SPARE ME PLEASE, HAVE MERCY!!!

*loud whipping sound*

by ManOsteelman April 19, 2021

belt it

Properly securing an errant boner behind ones belt when standing up in public.

"Dude, I was staring at Tinas tits in class today and the bell rang. I had to belt it so no one would see my chubby and laugh at me."

by Arthur Fingerbanger January 6, 2014

Belted

1. To get shouted at really loudly in front of people who decide your cool quotient (eg; friends and peers, never parents).

2. To go really fast down a road or a lane in a vehicle.

1. Dude, He got belted by his girlfriend for flirting with other gals.

2. He literally belted his chevy '65.

by bubblyster April 27, 2010

belt

Another word for really short skirts. usually given as a nickname to the person who wears them. generally called amy.

'wow, amy that is so short'
'yea, i know'
'did you even by a skirt? looks like a belt'
'well i dont like the skirts so i just got the belt instead'

by amy, jimmy and grant October 12, 2005

Belt

Enforcer of mothers' wills. Doesn't need to be an actual belt, just the notion. Sometimes the enforcer of fathers' wills, also.

Boy 1: Man, I'm in advanced classes.
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: Yeah, cuz my mom said I had to.
Boy 2: Do you always do what yo momma tell you to?
Boy 1: Yeah, she got a belt!

by SammiWammi December 18, 2008

belt

A leather strap usually worn by men around their waists to keep their pants from falling down. Since it is tight, most men find it uncomfortable. It is most often worn on men's suits and school uniforms.

Matthew groaned as he tightened his belt on his school uniform in the morning since it was so tight.

by Tyler Ha. February 22, 2009

belt

the solution for white whining kids that don't want to listen

HAROLD YOU PIECE OF SHIT IF YOU DON'T GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED I'M GOING TO WHIP YOUR ASS WITH MY BELT UNTIL YOU START FUCKING BLEEDING, BITCH, YOU HEAR ME?!

by amanthatlivesinyourbasement June 13, 2017