Squeezing the beef

The action of taking a dump. As if you were to squeeze some carne asada out of your butthole.

Fricken Kyle is squeezing the beef again.

by Sidney M. owns u August 18, 2007

Picking Fruit Off The Beef Tree

To have male homosexual tendencies

This new guy started at work, and man he is definitely picking fruit off the beef tree!!!

by Smash Brown March 24, 2005

slip the beef

"to slip the beef"

For a male to have sexual intercourse with another person, usually in the face of some sort of adversity, hence the surreptitious connotations of "slip".

Wow, that girl was pretty angry at you last night, did you get any?

Yeah, I slipped her the beef.

by Odiumjunkie February 27, 2005

oot the beef

a phrase used to describe a situation or something that has happened that is/was just simply amazing. mainly used by Scots, but anyone from anywhere is allowed to use it.

jock: AW MAN, THAT PARTY WAS AMAZINNNNN'
boaby: AYE, IT WAS PURE OOT THE BEEF!
jock: say whut, now?
boaby: IT WAS OOT THE BEEF!!
jock: WOOOOOOOOP

by outofthebeeflads August 29, 2010

Chipping the Beef

When you go to a public place (I.e. Ihop, Safeway, Kmart), enter the bathroom and find a toilet with some skidmarks left inside the bowl from a recent shit then proceed to urinate on the leftover shit in order to chip it off the inside of the toilet.

Hey bro, I had a blast chipping the beef in Walmart with you yesterday.

by kmart420 December 9, 2012

jungle roll the beef curtians

to have sex with a female who is so loose you can roll up her snatch

"bro i had to jungle roll the beef curtians last night"

"NO WAY"

"way"

by the dina March 6, 2009

shredding the beef

Using one's fingernails while wacking off. Causes the man-pole to bleed. Audie's brother invented it. Feels good.

Yesterday i had a boner all day so i went home and decided shredding the beef would be nice

I've been shredding the beef so much my penis is half the size it used to be.

by Appleman May 19, 2006