ash wednesday

The Day that Jews dont have shit smudged on their forehead

Bernie Goldstein walked down the street look at all the Gentiles with shit all over their forehead, then remembering it was Ash Wednesday

by Noah Pinzur March 2, 2004

ash wednesday

when you get a girl in the ass then you wipe off the shit onto her forehead in the shape of a cross like the ashes on ash wednesday

Jimmy gave that slut ilsa an ash wednesday last night.

by justo effe August 10, 2007

Ash Wednesday

When you are 69'ing and the girl is on top and then the girl sharts therefore releasing a shot of poop onto the mans forehead in reference to the Ash Wednesday cross.

Oh man, we were 69'ing and she Ash Wednesday'd the shit out of me.

by Adolfus Hitlerus August 5, 2008

ash wednesday

crowning on a girl/guys forehead right between the eyes, leaving an "ash wednesday" like mark on the forehead.

last nite, Tim asked what I did with her. I said, "I gave her an Ash Wednesday"....he said, how could you, it was friday!!!!

by dirty preacher March 17, 2009

Ash Wednesday

the act of shitting on one's palm and schmiering the sign of the cross on the partner's forehead

leah: "hey how was your night?"
ryan: "i went down on her and she gave me an ash wednesday"

by ryan dowd January 10, 2008

ash wednesday

the day when the Passion Of Christ runs in theaters.

"we'll be rollin in the green come cash, i mean ash wednesday"-mel gibson

by c8 March 1, 2004

crank that ash wednesday

when your with a girl and jizz in your hand and rub it on the girl's forehead in the shape of a cross and make her wear it all day, for jesus

i went to church and the priest did a crank that ash wednesday on me

by austingale March 8, 2008