by HalfJamaican May 26, 2016
Get the i'm the g.o.a.t. mug.words that a really dilusional teenager will say when they are not on drugs. this kid would probably having swelling in the brain and will need to be rushed to the hospital where they will need a really large needle stuck into their eyeball to get the fluids out.
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"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."
by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021
Get the Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month mug.An excuse given when running late to work, wedding, party, etc. Instead of trying to make up something, you just say you hit a cat, that is why you're late. Hitting a cat wouldn't impact anything, in terms of time, so it's not an excuse, but more or less done to add amusement to the tardiness and delfect any heat you would get otherwise.
Text Message: Can we move our meeting till later in the day, I hit a cat on the way there.
Your boss: Lol, I was about to fire you, but this is clever, I'm going to reuse this.
Your boss: Lol, I was about to fire you, but this is clever, I'm going to reuse this.
by unodos November 13, 2013
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Get the can i get a rip in the chat mug.The Iconic and revolutionary line from DREAMCATCHER's BOCA, sung/rapped by Lee Yubin, commonly known as her stage name Dami.
Me: doing literally anything
My brain after listening to BOCA: Hold up, I'm a geek, the big paradox-
My brain after listening to BOCA: Hold up, I'm a geek, the big paradox-
by Dami, Pretty lady, step on me~ November 15, 2020
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person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh
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