tickets

Condoms, because you need a ticket to get in.

Oh no, you are not having sex with me without tickets.

by Michael Goodrich December 04, 2006

Ticketation

A ticket and invitation combination. Given out as form of entrance to an event

At the event this weekend, please present your ticketation upon entering.

by Pachanga April 02, 2013

Ticket

A ticket is slang for 1 million dollars

I lost out on half a ticket when that tour got canceled

by f41 September 04, 2018

ticket

pointing out to friends that if a particular person on the street comes up to them they have first rights to pick them up. You are given 10 tickets only a day so they must be used on only the hotest.

'look at her'
'yeah, Ticket!'

by [e-mail] July 13, 2009

ticket

a pill of any kind such as vicodin, percocet, xanex, etc.

Yo Tim, you got any more of those vikings tickets for the game this weekend?

by Tim J. Button September 26, 2005

ticket

A gram of marijuana

hey dude you got the ticket to the magic show?

by Tyrone Johnson June 30, 2003

ticket-troll

A bothersome creature that seems to appear out of nowhere sneaking up on people when they least expect it and ruin an otherwise perfect day by giving something to them not wanted and taking away something they need.

While trying to get to work, but running late, a driver didn't notice the ticket-troll tailing behind their vehicle, waiting for them to make a mistake, giving the creature a chance to pounce upon the unsuspecting victim.

by jpg3 December 08, 2013