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Thailand 

Japan was never colonized by any European nation either.
Thailand and Japan are two of the coolest countries I've ever been to.
Thailand by Muay Thai September 19, 2004
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Thailand Agreement 

When a girlfriend and boyfriend agree to an open relationship whilst the boyfriend is in Thailand. This agreement allows both parties to hook up with WHOEVER they want during this holiday period. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Friend 1: Why are you hooking up with that sexy random?
Friend 2: Me and my boyfriend have a Thailand agreement.
Friend 1: Oh you can totally hook up with whoever you want... no exclusions.
Thailand Agreement by angrygf February 12, 2010

thailand 

Famous to foreigners for its beautiful beaches,unique foods...............and prostitutes.
And I thought I had seen enough hookers in my touring days when I came to Thailand.
thailand by Rolex lover June 13, 2005
The definition of perfection, the most amazing and sweetest gal in the South. She a female Forrest Gump that always turns simple statements into big productions. She can't deny her love for a rough night in bed with big poppa.
Thaily: Hey, Lexi, ask me if my ass is fat!
Alexis: What?
Thaily: Ask me if my ass is fat!
Alexis: It is.
Thaily: I said ask me.
Alexis: Why?
Thaily: Just do it!
Alexis: Is your ass fat?
Thaily: Oui. Look at that y'all, I can speak French.
Thaily by Bwekfist March 7, 2017

Thailand 

I live in Bangkok and it is an absolute shit hole - nice people, but:
800,000 underage prostitutes, massage parlour owners as government candidates - corrupt police, dirty streets and ghetos everywhere,motorbikes driven on the pavement where you walk, incredible poverty,knocking shops which have flashing neon lights and are the size of a Las vegas hotel, samurai swords for sale by the street, knives for sale in toy shops, no rear seatbelts, 3 traffic related deaths every hour, the world's worst drivers who ignore traffic lights and lanes, the world's worst traffic jams, crap busses that take ages to arrive and are overcrowded, tiny underground system, disgusting smell from the polution, a complete arsehole as the prime minister (Thaksin Shinawatra)-sanctioned southern Muslims b eing packedinto trucks like pigs so that 100+ died as a result of being suffocated, no ambulances, boat loads of stray dogs roaming the streets, huge divots in the pavement, market stalls that converge on to the pavement so you can't walk properly.

OPEN YOUR EYES.
Thailand by Finesilver February 3, 2005

Thailand 

Person A: "Hey, I was kinda thinking of going to Thailand for my wedding."

Person B: "Just go to Mexico, same shit, but you know, Asian."
Thailand by Daniladi13 July 25, 2010