A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.
My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:
“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
by MinnesotaMan612 September 13, 2022
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by russelllll January 9, 2009
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Mary was texting someone in the middle of our Thanksgiving dinner. What a royal texthole!
I saw this texthole bump into a street lamp the other day.
Mary was texting someone in the middle of our Thanksgiving dinner. What a royal texthole!
I saw this texthole bump into a street lamp the other day.
by Sausalito Kid June 2, 2011
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The texthole acted like he or she thought that what they were writing was valuable although their words were pointless in reality, thus taking up the readers time and or webchat space.
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