testifying

Snitching

get yo testifying ass in the trunk nigga

by toastedbread July 7, 2011

testifuck

To stick a nut inside a girls vagina in the act of sex

"What did you do with that chick last night"
I testifucked her ha ha

by Mastapimpdaddy April 10, 2009

tastify

Main Entry: tas·ti·fy

Pronunciation: \ˈtas-tə-ˌfī\
Function: verb

Inflected Form(s): tas·ti·fied; tas·ti·fy·ing

intransitive verb

a : to make a statement based on personal knowledge or belief a food being quite tasty: bear witness to a food's tastiness

b : to serve as evidence or proof that a food is indeed tasty

"I can tastify as to the quality of Betty's cake"

by LaTomate February 11, 2010

testifiesto

A party in one's pants

Used in certain situations to make a party in one pants sound more formal and less disgusting

Inspired by one's Josh Myers silly antics

Josh : Hey carol want to have a testifiesto?

Carol: Ok timmy !, make sure there's tacos

Timmy : Don't worry, there will be plenty of sausage

by Yidu Sun December 29, 2011

tentify

consume everything

i tentified everything at Orchard.

by gookster January 4, 2004

Testifart

When your ass fails you and your testicles volunteer their services for expelling the gas caused by your anus and the fart comes out topside causing a wet floppy sounding pop.

Dude, what the fuck was that?
That was my testicles picking up my asses slack, a testifart!

by jaz0n1984 October 30, 2016

Testified

When your testicles are being touched

"Dude my grandma just testified me!"

by greaanntttt March 18, 2009