tesli

1.georgian word for sperm
2.georgian slang for something cool or nice

va tesli mancanaa translation:wow nice car

by RatzZ 11 September 30, 2019

Teslik

According to Czech legend, Teslik originated from an underwater society called Teslikovia made up of water gods who controlled ocean currents and storm patterns. A fisherman named Corvickezkee came across a Teslikovia goddess, Diviniastrov. She had lost her way during her travel to the northern waters. Her intoxicating beauty and elegance filled the fisherman with uncontrollable greed for more of her kind. Diviniastrov was captured and forced to lead him to the underwater city, where Corvickezkee trapped the small society and brought them to land. Once on land, the underwater god's lost all power and were cursed with becoming mutant. Legend has it, the god's escaped from the greedy fisherman, unable to ever return to their beloved underwater eutopia and were forced to live on land where they learnt to blend in. Today, Teslik's may still be found, spread across the world and existing only in small numbers. Forever a strong family. Forever cursed.

I visited the Teslik's the other day. That family is always so welcoming.

by Dr. BTW December 26, 2009

Teslik

Pirates before they were known as originating from the modern Czech Republic. Sailed European waters. Low key.

That Teslik sure knows how to sail.

by Sedrick Van. January 11, 2010

Tesimen

Toronto slang for a mouth full of pubes

I don't like that guy. He's a tesimen

by Bitchdaddy February 27, 2017

testimonial

the equivalent of a myspace comment on hi5 (aka the latin & asian myspace).

however, hi5 testimonials differ from myspace comments in that you must say something incredibly nice about the person. It cant just be "hey, what's up?" it has to be something great like, "You have been my friend for years, I love you so much, you're the best" and so on. Also, people compete over how many testimonials they have on hi5 because, if you have more testimonials, it means that a lot of people love you a lot because they have written really nice stuff about you.

Here are some examples:

Standard myspace comment:
3/22/2006 8:02 PM

Hello my brazilian friend.

Standard hi5 testimonial:
Hey dude. Yeah, I hadnt come up with the words to say it but I want to tell you that you are a kickass friend. You always hear me whine about life so much, and I really appreciate your patience and wisdom. Im really grateful that I got to know you (even if the first impression sucked) because you've turned out to be one of my best friends!

by humans are scary June 11, 2006

testiMOANial

When someone’s so good at doing the sex that the person they’re sleeping with moans so loud and vigorously that anyone nearby is unquestionably aware of the pounding being dealt by the nearby sex god.

Patrick-Did you hear the TestiMOANial coming out of that hookers mouth? It woke up the rest of us. Chris is awesome, god bless that magic dick of his.

Kristina- yea, I was asleep 5 blocks away and came running when I heard the call of our people.. He’s a real sex god!

by Dick winters June 2, 2019

Telima

A name of a Beautiful lady who will have some trouble in life than fine peace and had dyed blond hair and her numberplate is custom has a lot of money a good job and is organised and fancy also very particular on what she wants

I have the best sister her name is Telima

by Tazmin November 25, 2021