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tesloch

A big african cunt with big boobs and small penis tesloch pojack has a small ear Same as pal piny my dick cant define how delson is a boy
Shane: how did tesloch get to perth without jumping
Nhan: cause hes so FUCKING tall
by SomediCHEad March 19, 2018
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tesco meal deal

The British national meal, usually perfected by a sandwich, a pack of crisps and a coke.

Fuck roast beef lol
Bro what are u having for Sunday Lunch

Dude I’m having a Tesco Meal Deal

That’s well cool mate
by #virgin October 15, 2019
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Tesia

1. Loved by God, but not loved by everyone because of jealousy. Often misunderstood because she has no time to prove herself to anyone.

2. Many people make rumors about her, but if you knew her she would be the best friend you ever had. If you did something wrong to her, she wouldn't care and live as if you didn't exist.

3. She does have a button and when pushed, don't underestimate her. She always has the facts and will go straight to the problem without hesitation.

4. Boys go for her no matter what they already have, but she has high standards. She makes boys into men, giving them inspiration to be better.

5. The weak hate her because of her strength.
1. "What would Tesia do?"

2. Girl 1: "I hate Tesia because she took my boyfriend"

Girl 2: "Tesia works at hospitals and homeless shelters, I'm sure your boyfriend just left"

3. "If you have a problem with Tesia call her, if you don't have her number then you don't know her well enough to talk about her"

4. "He loves his girlfriend more because Tesia taught him how to love"

5.Girl 1: "Why doesn't she fight back?"
Girl 2: "Because she's too tesia for that."
by alwayslovedher1 March 15, 2013
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Tasio

A hot young guy, usually with a Spanish accent and a sexy body. Makes you cream your knickers.
Omigawshh, did you see that guy? SUCH a Tasio! ;)
by notashortie December 28, 2011
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black sexual tension

the tension felt between two black people who want to do something sexual together but hold back for various social reasons
There is a lot of black sexual tension between Schafer and Fox during eighth off.
by FoxySchafer October 30, 2011
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Cybersexual Tension

Liquidboardr79: LiIiKE OmFg i WaS JusT TaLkiiInG to RogErR oN AiM aNd He SaIiD He WaNTeD To Do DiIiRtY UnMenTioNaBles To MEeE!!.

PARKSTEN5473: LiIiKe OmiiIiGaWdD SaLLy! YoUu CraZzi BiItcH thAts CYBERSEXUAL TENSION tO ThE MaX.@!!!
by KtrashyC October 20, 2007
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Trip Tension

The specific category of sexual tension experienced when on a trip with colleagues/ coworkers/ fellow students.

This type of tension usually results from unconscious excitement due to a new environment and a desire to avoid being alone in a travel-related situation (such as a bus ride or a tour).

The results of trip tension can be anything from a one time hook up to a full fledged relationship (or a distinct feeling of loneliness for those who fail to find someone compatible and also experiencing trip tension).
"Dude what?? When did Jim and Cindy start hanging out?"

"They just got back from the DC trip. Classic case of trip tension."

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"I can't believe I ever went out with Jane... I don't even know how it happened, we never really talked before."

"You guys got together on the Italy trip, remember?"

"Oh dude! You're right... it must have been the trip tension."
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