tenting

a type of self gratification; mental masturbation.

The District and Regional managers were talking to the manager of the store... they were totally tenting each other.

by Perkar January 21, 2005

tent

when an uncut guy stretches out his foreskin, it creates a tentlike space.

Check out my tent (while stretching it).

by 4sqin January 5, 2004

tent

outdoor sex due to lack of a house to fuck in

my mom didn't leave the house yesterday so I had to tent with her

by Jhoker October 6, 2018

tent

some1 who u just met, for the first time that day, and u catch him pitchin a tent, and sometimes is a complete lying bastard who will say 1 thing, then completely go behind ur back and do it.

yo man hows i.t..... dude... wtf, do i turn u on? tent?

by belmont1188187746666566786765 March 27, 2010

Pocket Tent

A tent pitched by ones penis.
Pocket Tents vary in size depending on girth chub length and particular situation.

Dirty Mike: Yo I need a hand
The Boys: Dirty Mike...
Dirty Mike: Dude It's serious!
The Boys: If its your pocket tent You can forget about it

Dirty Mike: You got me! For reals though I'm fully torqued and need to go change.....

by Bigger Fish 2 Fry December 26, 2016

Shit the Tent

Defecating inside your sleeping arrangement, accidentally or intentionally.

Mason woke up and realized he had soiled himself. After removing his shorts, stepping in them and stumbling around, he realized he had shit the tent and fled into the woods, completely naked.

by Atomics May 29, 2013

Tent Pitcher

An adult search engine used for finding pornographic web sites, images and videos on the World Wide Web.

The wife's away, I think I'll go find some porn on Tent Pitcher.

by tomasina August 20, 2012