Tenderloins

Loins that are tender, also a comedy troupe that are famous for starring in Impractical Jokers.

Guy1: Hey! Have you seen the tenderloins?
Guy2: ouch that looks nasty!
Guy1: I was talking about Impractical Jokers ¬.¬`

by jamezp1 May 16, 2012

tenderoni

Pretty Young Thing, used in a funny way.

"Tenderoni You've Got To Be, Spark My Nature Sugar Fly With Me" Michael Jackson "P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)"

by Justyna July 30, 2007

Tinderloin steak

Not sexual but potential way future gold diggers begin their careers. The free dinner you get when going on Tinder dates and your date pays. Most often consumed by females.

"Hey what are you having for dinner tonight?"...."I'm going for some Tinderloin steak"

by jt.tj August 22, 2016

Tinderling

That good feeling you get when you're matched on Tinder.

Oooo I've just got that tinderling feeling

by M Welton October 23, 2014

Tenderizing the Weasel

The act of masturbation, beating and/or jerking off.

Dude, I totally just walked in on Mark while he was tenderizing the weasel!

by justsomeotherguy May 8, 2009

Tenderizing

The act of pounding on a person's anus with your fist so as to loosen the anus, thus allowing penetation with a penis and or finger. Do not try this with a vagina, mouth, eye, or ear as you may find both your partner and yourself in a shitload of pain.

I must tenderize your anus.

by Marc April 4, 2005

Tenderoni

A boyfriend/girlfriend, boo, etc. Like Rice-a-Roni only cute and snuggly. =o)

I walked over to him slowly, said I know you don't know me but this might be my only shot at a tenderoni - lyric from KP and Envy, Shorty Swing my Way

by eely July 30, 2003