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meat tenderizer

A ugly girl who causes a dudes dick to go soft.
Aye yo, she a real meat tenderizer.
- I know right
by Ronald G January 2, 2006
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tenderpreneurship

The talent to make a huge profit from contracts by arranging tenders with exclusive specifications suitable for the suppliers by acting as an intermediate agents between powerful politicians, committees and bureaucrats and a certain contractor or a collaborative cartel of a few of them.
Mr. Blood Diamond has built-up his immense wealth and boundless real estates by smartly staying out of limelight and yet effectively using his great tenderpreneurship in a span of less than two decades.
by Viswaprabha September 21, 2019
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Tenderitis

Lack of temperment in handling rough or hot objects.
"Youch! Will you grab that pan for me? I have tenderitis."
by Animonger June 3, 2020
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memphis meat tenderizer

When a man places his erect penis on a solid surface, typically a counter top, and his lover repeatedly slams their forhead on the engorged member until said member is flaccid. Also used to treat erections lasting more than four hours.
I popped a viagra and my dick was still hard four hours later, and thank the lord my tranny girlfriend knew of the memphis meat tenderizer, therefore avoiding a trip to the emergency room!
by savages April 16, 2014
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Tannerize

The act of sucking all the wealth out of a property development before heading for the hills.
That developer tannerized that subdivision.
by Simmering Anger March 4, 2009
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tinderizing

That guy looks familiar, I bet I saw him on tinder while I was tinderizing.
by thetinderizer July 22, 2014
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Meat Tenderizer

a female who makes all males around her soften their meat
"damn did you see that girls rolls"
"yeh she was a meat tenderizer"
by Justin Sheridan December 28, 2005
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