Tender A

When a person's bunghole is sore from explosive diarrhea. In severe cases you may even need some Preperation H or baby wipes.

Damn, Weej, your cookin' gave me tender A.

by weej December 18, 2004

Tenderness

Tenderness ..

That’s me .. at my core …

Gentle .. soft .. sweet ..

Rare for a straight guy perhaps .. one of my age especially but what we are what we are..

Tenderness

All I ever wanted to give

…..

Instead we got ….

Defence mechanism ultra …

Oh that’s cause a lot of the world lack the above traits …

Even affects my relationship with my kids

Hand of god ?

Do I blame him? no ..

Did he make me believe after eating the dirt

Yes

Do I believe in energy as I say ..

Without a doubt ..

Cleansing process is not abating .. and the worst is at the end of that cycle …

Merging the two beliefs still until I have my answer …

I actually think the garden of Eden .. twin flame reunion … reversed …

The bible has many forms not just the one ..

Tenderness .. Tender is the one …

by LetsTalkAboutX January 14, 2023

tender

primarily used in utah. its when two people do the following: kiss, hold hands, hug, and flirt. something said or done, lovingly or affectionately.

girl 1: "omg! you were totally being tender with him!!"

girl 2: "i know!! it was so exciting. that means he likes me, riht?"

girl 1: "yes! i could feel the tenderness in the air!!!"

by aarbear21 November 22, 2010

Tenders

Tenders, also known as "Tendaaahs" refers to some hot women, typically in packs. These said "Tendahs" must be of legal age, otherwise they're just chicky nuggets... stay away from chicky nuggets. (Try this one out before you think it's bad, becuase trust us, it's good.)

"Yo, Brah, check out that 4 piece of chicken tenders!"
"Dude that's what I'm talking about..."

by BBrown May 25, 2008

Tenderizing

The act of pounding on a person's anus with your fist so as to loosen the anus, thus allowing penetation with a penis and or finger. Do not try this with a vagina, mouth, eye, or ear as you may find both your partner and yourself in a shitload of pain.

I must tenderize your anus.

by Marc April 4, 2005

tender

Hitting on a girl. Putting an offer in for your services.

I saw you chatting to that hottie, were you putting in a tender?

by Greg Dee November 10, 2008

Tenderize

To purposely drain your teammate's health so they will be killed by an opponent more easily.

Most often associated with a team slayer game type in Halo 3.

"Dude, I just got the most epic tenderize on Skarth with this power drain!"

Player 1: "WTF dude, I died so easily."

Player 2: "lol I was tenderizing you"

"lol stop tenderizing me so we can win"

by ArdeGT February 23, 2008