Telescope

Putting your eye to the end of a penis as the guy cums into your eye and you keep it there until it goes soft.

Jane saw that Ben was hard and said "do you want to telescope", Ben unzipped his trousers.

by Poopy poop November 12, 2013

Telescoping Penis

(noun) a penis that slides back into itself so that it becomes smaller and smaller, which can be the result of--among other things--cold, fear, and ugly women.

"The cold pool caused his telescoping penis to all but disappear."

by Holly M S May 22, 2010

Tuscaloosa Telescope

When someone inserts a paper towel tube in a man's anus and looks through it while tugging on the man's penis.

Ed's father walked in on him when he was receiving a Tuscaloosa Telescope from Chuck.

by CocoSantango July 26, 2014

dirty telescope

When you're fucking an asshole and get shit on your dick.

"I was barebacking that crack addict from the construction site in the ass for $10 and when she thought I came she pulled away from me and I saw that the nasty bitch gave me a dirty telescope".

by Democratic Republic of Doob February 2, 2017

telescope

A great instrument used to spy on sexy ladies getting dressed.

Try watching a sexy girl get dressed with a telescope.

by spycatcher December 17, 2004

telesnort

noun: a futuristic device that beams your drugs directly from the plate into your brain completely bypassing the nose.

Pass the telesnort, my cocaine is wearing off.

by ryde June 29, 2009

Subaru Telescope

Subaru is an 8.2 meter (27.06 foot) optical-infrared telescope located at the summit of Maun Kea in Hawaii. It is operated by the National Astronomical Observatory of Japan (NAOJ). On the internet, visit www.naoj.org for more information.

The Subaru Telescope is one of the largest telescopes ever built.

by wichita July 3, 2006