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People watching with telescopes

To take a dump so large and stinky that only 'People watching with telescopes' would survive.

To be of so little worth to society that only 'People watching with telescopes' might be fooled into thinking you have any value.
Warn the people watching with telescopes to back up, it's on it's way, and it's worst than we thought.

If it wasn't for the people watching with telescopes no one would know how we all died today.

The chair you built was so useless even people watching with telescopes could tell.
by Ir4piDcR4ckp07 December 13, 2012
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Telescope

A mythical creature, one with large molar teeth and a scally forehead. Famed for the killing of little girls with the famous 'get alice' machine.
'Telascope, on the side, get alice!!!'
'Ah fuck!'
'Where is waterpistol?'
by Prof and Dr Gee December 18, 2004
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Telescope theory

It is when you see a person from a distance, and believe they are attractive, but when they get closer they are fugly.

This could affect both male and female persons from a distance, and in some cases the male/female person could look ugly from a distance, but when closer can possibly be attractive.
Woah she's hot bro!!

Dude dont forget about the 'telescope theory,' wait till she gets closer?

Awwh no way she's ugly!
by jizz u l8a August 25, 2011
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Dirty Telescope

When an unguided asshole accidentally finds the eye
I just saw my cat give my dog a dirty telescope, such disrespect!
by HighWizeguy March 5, 2019
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Kangaroo Telescope

- A telescope that can see up to the milky way.

- A powerful telescope.
I used a Kangaroo Telescope to look at Venus today!
by PurebloodSlytherinQueen February 9, 2023
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Kangaroo Telescope

A very strong, but small telescope that can be used to look at Uranus and also used as a dildo.
"I bought a kangaroo telescope yesterday and I already fucked with it fourteen times!"
by 𝒮𝑜𝒻𝒾𝒶 ♤ April 28, 2024
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Gavey Jones' Telescope

When you give an Angry pirate to a one eyed girl
The Captain felt a rumble down below
There was but one thing he did know
He'd need to use Gavey Jones' telescope
As his cannon was primed to blow
He pulled his anchor and docked the cove
Of a one eye holed hoe
by Cmac42069 July 23, 2019
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