Trash Tetris

To play Trash Tetris refers to the act of continuing to pile trash into a trash receptacle well after it should have been emptied.

In trying to promote a neater workplace, our boss, Ryan, put an end to our week long games of Trash Tetris.

by gotarts July 13, 2007

meat tetris

When you buy a huge amount of meat and can't fit it into your fridge. You have to play meat tetris to squish it all in.

Went to Tesco's this morning so i've spent the last 45 minutes playing meat tetris.

by Beklan October 10, 2011

The Church of Tetris

The Church of the one true religion. The acolytes of the Church of Tetris (CoT) believes that all should receive the joy that Tetris brings. Their core beliefs include helping others to understand and share in the glory of Tetris, as well as abstaining from "False idols".

(Quoted from The Church of Tetris homepage.)
"The Church of Tetris is founded on the belief that all people should receive the glory of Tetris. Those who know of the Glory shall have peaceful lives filled with wonderful things. Those without Tetris shall continue on as all humans do. And those who oppose Tetris shall be crushed in a rain of blocks from on high."

The CoT has even sanctioned a prayer to be uttered whenever worshipping the one true Tetris.

"You can worship Tetris anywhere you can take an electronic device. We at The Church of Tetris have even sanctioned a prayer, which we recommend you speak aloud before worshipping the great Tetris:"

Oh, Tetris, thy Glory great,
Give us today our daily blocks,
So that we may clear them.
And give us strength,
Through our gaps and mistakes,
To obtain a tetris.
Start.

by Nile the Buizel November 5, 2010

Tetrisex

n.

1. The act in which two block pieces bang each other with excitement. It is required for one block piece to have a phallus shaped extremity, while the other has a receptive vaginal shaped space between the cubes that conform the piece.

My blocks are having tetrisex.
Tetrisex keeps on bringin' more cubes into the world.
If you have tetrisex the horizontal way, you die.

by Hector Smith June 26, 2006

Traffic Tetris

When you come to a stoplight and make the conscious decision to avoid getting behind a dumptruck or semi and opt for the lane with 10 vehicles instead of just two so you're sure to move sooner when the light turns green.

Oh no! I got stuck behind the tow truck at the red light. I need to brush up on my "Traffic Tetris" skills.

by pennymj July 30, 2010

ass tetris

n. the act of multiple people trying to fit their asses into the backseat of a car.

The three of us had to play ass tetris to fit into the backseat of that Civic.

by ChelleSparks February 2, 2010

tetris

where spare time goes to die

" i should have done my math homework but i played tetris instead"

by kougs November 2, 2008