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Hemorrhagic Technophilia

that greg spends all his time researching new martin products. He totaly has a bad case of hemorrhagic technophilia.
by Gregy miccuntmuffin March 11, 2010
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Technobald

A word someone uses to make sure people know that they are a social reject who should have died on birth and that they are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libellous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded.
Guy1: hey bro you hear about technoblade's cancer?

Guy2: technobald
Guy1: kill yourself
by snakyfour69 August 31, 2021
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TECHNOPHILE

"HAHA! Mr Incognito is a Technophile!"
by kawaiimandi December 12, 2008
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technoflid

when somebody is a complete flid(retard) with technology, including all electrical appliances.
"i cant find the on button for this computer"
"your such a technoflid grandad"
by eewok666 December 3, 2006
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technofright

One who fears technology. Usually older generations.
My parents refuse to get cell phones or shop online due to their technofright.
by mike100886 January 15, 2008
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Technoality

The urge to gave sex with an object that has electric circuits. On or off.
"Sam is so into technoality."
by Taggard December 22, 2008
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Technophilliac

Someone whose life depends on possession of latest and best digital devices.
Her husband was a technophilliac! He would buy electronics with the baby's milk money...
by MisBeaHaven September 3, 2010
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