technodowner

a person who pretends they know something about technology, but in fact have no idea

person 1: i bought a mobile phone that has bluetooth
person 2: do u even know what bluetooth does?
person 1: offcourse i do it lets u take better pictures
person 2: *sigh*..ur such a technodowner

by {PLONK} July 12, 2006

technovelty

A Web Community containing a unique culture and whatnot. Totally awesometastic

Man That Technovelty.net: how awesome can you get? It's like a Fox!

by Zapper January 5, 2004

technovelty

The coolest, 1337357 website ever.

Technovelty is so 1337

by ONiKS June 27, 2003

technovelty

a shameless plug.

www.technovelty.net is better than you.

by Oscar June 27, 2003

technovelty

A website that is superior to (an)other website(s).

The website www.technovelty.net is technovelty.

by Sheriff Sheep July 16, 2003

technobollox

Completely inaccurate drivel relating to technology or something of a technical nature, which is spouted by someone who either doesn't completely understand the subject they're talking about, or has heard a few key buzzwords and gone off on a spasmodic frenzy of scaremongering and sensationalisation. Quite commonly encountered in professions such as IT, Engineering, etc. People who actually understand and work with the technology being discussed can spot technobollox a mile away, and will often thwart and ridicule the perpetrator by introducing real facts to the discussion.
Sadly this doesn't prevent technophobes from being sucked in and their ignorance increased by this menace.

Person A: "Some guy at that management seminar told our CEO that BlackBerry devices can calculate next week's lottery numbers, now he wants one!"
Person B: "What?! he's talking technobollox again!"

Technobollox victim: "Don't install that 'Windows XP', my friend told me that it will steal all your data, kick your dog, and send your bank account details to Micro$oft!!!!!!"
Engineer: "That is complete and utter technobollox"

by Ciarán_ July 15, 2008

technorotic

being both techno and erotic at the same time

Did you the Poker Face music video? Lady Gaga is so technorotic!

by markie poo December 20, 2009