Tasmanian Two Stroke

Jerking off to the point just before ejaculation, then finish off in her vagina with two strokes.

He wasn’t really into her, but had to impregnate her to keep the family line going. He pulled a Tasmanian Two Stroke and went straight to sleep.

by Daproduca September 21, 2018

Tasmanian fireball

When you crush up taki's and mix it with franks redhot sauce and funnel it into you penis whilst cum shotting into your female companians eyes making her run around like the tasmanian devil

Lady: wanna do the Tasmanian fireball
Alex: sure

*proceeds to do the Tasmanian fireball*
Lady: screams and rum around like the tasmainian devil

by PeenToot764 January 24, 2020

Tazmanian Fig Picker

A person of middle eastern descent. ie. inner city cabbie

"God damn tazmanian fig picker, could have at least dropped me off in the neighborhood"

by Lazy cabbies not appreciated March 12, 2008

Tasmanian Devil

1. (n) A burrowing nocturnal carnivorous marsupial (Sarcophilus harrisii) of Tasmania, having a predominantly blackish coat and a long, almost hairless tail. So named for its distinctive red eyes, ferocious temperament, and distinctive growl that sounds like a demon possessed.

2. (name) A Looney Tunes cartoon character, an oafish slobbering gibbering beast able to devour everything in its path, travels like a whirling dervish, and is often seen pulling a temper tantrum at Bugs Bunny.

1. That Tasmanian Devil looks like a demon posessed.
2. Bugs Bunny thinks the Tasmanian Devil is such a maroon.

by G.H.Hadden December 24, 2005

Tasmanian virgin

A Tasmanian female who can run faster than her brothers.

Unfortunately there are few examples of a Tasmanian virgin.

by Richard Kopf September 21, 2006

tasmania

A beautiful island off the south-east coast of the mainland of Australia. Some of these poofy mainland people need to grow up. EVERY Tasmanian you will find has just one head. The Tasmanians I have met besides being helpful and friendly have no need to shag sheep either dickheads. While I'm on the subject does anyone here mention the fact that some mainlanders shag dingoes? Let's leave that one, shall we, for fuck's sakes give it a bone. You people who carry on with this shit, are just a bunch of reetarts. the point is Tasmania is in a state of economic and cultural revival and any of you people who carry on with this two-heads, sheep-shagging and shit, need to get a fucking life!

Go and see Tasmania it's fucking awesome.

by God I love this planet December 28, 2005

Tayman

One who is noted for their individually

Wow look at that tayman, or, that was very tayman

by Josh Tunwale November 10, 2008