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daniel: i pay taxes

jack: fuck you

joe: i commit tax fraud

jack: *pats on the back*
taxes by urbandictionarysuckslmfao September 15, 2020
Bill: Damn I need to pay my taxes
Juan: Bro that's just a dumb legend
Bill: Oh yea
Taxes by person.you.dont.know March 22, 2021
If you buy chips you got to remember to bring 15¢ so your president can buy his 5 mansion and eat a shit ton of big macs.
(Grocery worker) That will be $3 tax
(Me) why
(Trump) cause I'm building a wall that no one wants so pay your taxes!
Taxes by :((((( February 18, 2022
Some dumb money thing you owe the government.

BURN THEM
Person 1: "Jessica reall pays her taxes?"
Person 2: "Yep, i think she has brain damage or something."
Taxes by Mr. Brazil March 15, 2022
Money you have to pay to the state unless you're chill like that.
IRS: You owe us $12 in taxes!
You:🗿
IRS: Damn.
Taxes by THICC Paul September 15, 2023
getting more money from jobs? Goverment: all of the $$$$
i hate diong taxes bjhbvkgvkhgvkhgkjghkhgkuhyg
taxes by Q.U.I.Z. April 28, 2024