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Taunting the Octopus

When your exploit your ex-girlfriend's emotional weaknesses in an effort to extract a desired emotional outburst. Often used as a way to 'stay in touch' over IM in those harsh periods after a breakup in which you need to cause suffering in order to feel better about yourself.
Guy 1: She came online complaining about my inability to commit so I told her she's an over-emotional head case that just needs a good ass-fucking from some guy she won't 'fall in love' with between initial insertion and the final pull-out.

Guy 2: Dude... You're totally taunting the octopus on that one. I bet she cried herself to sleep. Good on ya!
by vert flacon June 26, 2006
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Tantonese

People whose use of fake tan results in an orange hue to their skin. This orange is different to naturally occuring human hues to the extent that they could well be of a unique new race.
Bill's parents were concerned when he brought home a Tantonese girlfriend.
by MajorWalrus November 27, 2010
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tainton

tainton is a gay queer who loves touching cocks. He is also a tramp and has no friends apart from Philippe. He plays forfeit fifa with his little brother and watches him in the bath. He also has a massive crush on jess.
tainton is a queer
by sofia+tainton forever January 25, 2016
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Tanton

Tanton, anyone named tanton has the best hair, face, eyes, ears. Is borderline perfect. & also has the finest and most attractive girlfriend or female in all of history.
Aye dude you must be a tanton because your wife is more amazing and perfect than any other stupid ass hoe In all of history.
by Taevery June 29, 2017
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The Manly Sport of Bear Taunting

When not attending to his duties, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia can be found in the woods, in his robes, with a stick, poking a brown bear -- the manly sport of Bear Taunting.
The October 17th, 2002 edition of "Tom the Dancing Bug". Can be found on Salon.com.
by Alexi Franklin March 14, 2005
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tauntingly close

A phrase used to describe how sumthing that is taunting u.

Some thing that would have been good if it happend and almost did, but somehow didnt occur.
Person: That was tauntingly close

Hitting the cross bar from 50yards, can be called "Tauntingly Close"
by Dead-Eric December 1, 2007
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Tantone

One of a range of orange to brown tones achieved via self-tanning products or sun bathing.
"What tantone is that? Rich mahogany?"
by Originator123 March 5, 2010
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