tattoo

A form of expression favored by people who cannot express their individuality through productive means for want of the mental and/or creative capacity. Popular with teenage girls, frat boys, chain-smoking broads, and late 19th/early 20th century sailors.

Teenage Girl: I would like a tattoo that reflects my individuality and unique personality.

Sleazy Tattoo Artist: How about a butterfly on your hip?

Teenage Girl: Its like you read my mind!

by The Ghost of Ambrose Bierce March 10, 2009

tattoo

A form of art-work. Usually a picture imprinted on the body to describe one's personality or feelings. It's a very serious art, not one to carelessly mess around with.

I think I'm going to get a tattoo.
Do you think getting a tattoo will hurt?

by millies June 20, 2003

tattoo

quickest way of spotting a wanker

person 1 to person 2 - i just knew you was a wanker what with those tattoos you have

by bibbleboo September 10, 2010

tattoo

another fashion trend among some people thinking they actually have something to say that's both important and permanent.

I have a serious need for coolness and heavily into that scene so I'm going to mark up my body to prove with yet another tattoo since I don't have any other way of communicating my individuality with those around me.

by Joe Young November 6, 2007

tattoo

A mark made on a lark which shows not in the dark.

That tattoo is gonna haunt me for the rest of my life; then decorate my corpse after I'm gone.

by BabyTaylor March 26, 2008

TATTOOING

PROFESSIONALY STABBING SOME WHINY PRICK REPEATEDLY FOR MONEY

GUY1"I WANT A TATTOO ON MY ARM BUT I WAS TOLD ITS GONNA HURT" ARTIST" DEPENDS ON THE PERSON BUT IT AINT THAT BAD" GUY 1 DURING THE TATTOOING .."HOLY CRAP THAT AINT BAD BUT GEEZ WHEN YOU HIT THAT SPOT"

by CODY BAIRD February 25, 2009

tattoo

21st century uniform requirement.

fuck what my parents say ....when im old enough, Im NOT gonna get a tattoo.

by da Wordman October 30, 2003