ed sheerans biggest fan
by piss_queen_uwu June 10, 2021
ah yes, tartaglia, the 11th of the 11 fatui harbingers. the mf that goes by many names, such as:
ed sheeran, fartaglia, childe, tortilla, tortellini, etc
as a tartaglia slander i agree.
he s gay for zhongli he wants his massive zaddy hard 10 inch geo pillar
anyways he has a piss kink and his long wide feet smell like cheese and fish
also his ass is so flat and he has cheeto pubes so tartaglia simps come get yo food
ty for coming to my ted talk <3
ed sheeran, fartaglia, childe, tortilla, tortellini, etc
as a tartaglia slander i agree.
he s gay for zhongli he wants his massive zaddy hard 10 inch geo pillar
anyways he has a piss kink and his long wide feet smell like cheese and fish
also his ass is so flat and he has cheeto pubes so tartaglia simps come get yo food
ty for coming to my ted talk <3
simp: i want cheetos but im too broke to afford a bag of cheetos :(((
tartaglia: hey girlie *unzips pants* *reveals 2 inch cheeto pube cock* dig in
tartaglia: hey girlie *unzips pants* *reveals 2 inch cheeto pube cock* dig in
by tartagliassmellyfeet6969 January 4, 2022
“TARTAGLIA” also known as Childe in Genshin impact is a 5-star character who uses a bow and arrow and uses hydro-based attacks (water attacks) to damage his opponents. TARTAGLIA is also a Fatui Harbinger (The 11th Harbinger of Fatui). Childe is also GAY ASF BRO LIKE HONESTLY HE LOOKS GAY ASF! His husband is also Zhongli which is a Geo 5-star character who is also know has 2 other names and is a fucking Archon.
by Childescumakahisbabies January 3, 2022
Tartaglia sheeran is a pop sensation around the world of tevyat! An example of a song is Tartaglia Rasputin and shape of you!
by venti_the_bard October 21, 2021
by childesimp June 5, 2021
A Genshin Impact meme song that the English voice actor of Tartaglia (Childe) sang. It's a cover of Rasputin by Boney M.
Tar-Tar-Tartaglia👋Lover❤️of🤾Snezhnayan🌟queen🌸there🥰was🔥a🌝cat🐈that🐸really👑was✨goneee🌈
There lived a certain man in Snezhnaya long ago
He was big and strong and his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Snezhnayan chicks he was such a lovely dear.
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kinda teacher
women would desire
Tar-Tar Tartaglia lover of Snezhnayan queen
There was a cat that really was gone.
Tar-Tar Tartaglia Snezhnaya's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
There lived a certain man in Snezhnaya long ago
He was big and strong and his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Snezhnayan chicks he was such a lovely dear.
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kinda teacher
women would desire
Tar-Tar Tartaglia lover of Snezhnayan queen
There was a cat that really was gone.
Tar-Tar Tartaglia Snezhnaya's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
by 23Yuna23 April 7, 2021
Me: ever heard of Childe/Tartaglia/Ajax/Chilled tartagles/Chicken nugget
friend: yeah hes a ranga lololololoolo0l
Me: I hope you fall off that f*cking swing
friend: yeah hes a ranga lololololoolo0l
Me: I hope you fall off that f*cking swing
by ashytoes December 26, 2022