A person with no friends who has sunk 1,000s of hours into the videogame Escape from Tarkov knowing damn well they hate every second of it.
Person 1: Bro I haven't heard from koi in weeks
Person 2: Yeah He's probably playing Tarkov
Person 1: What a Tarkov player
Person 2: Yeah He's probably playing Tarkov
Person 1: What a Tarkov player
by V0r3I0v37 September 15, 2023
Get the Tarkov playermug. Someone who like a 14 inch wide by 12 inch deep dildo up their anus at all times and gets 0 partners despite being bisexual
by albertoedlt May 30, 2024
Get the tarkov faggotmug. A fictional city in Russia In the fictional Special Economic Zone of Norvinsk, An economic bridge between Europe and Russia.
"I'm Staying In Tarkov!"
by breakingmymonitor June 28, 2023
Get the Tarkovmug. by amitchell21 April 23, 2021
Get the tarkov-team-killedmug. Yo is he a Tarkov?
by PeterParker420 January 5, 2025
Get the Tarkovmug. by ASjnijanfjisnjgimaina August 11, 2022
Get the Shane Tarkov Momentmug. Tarkoving is a sexual position that involves 2 of the same sex. One person spreads his glutes while the other person proceeds to stick their entire hand into their anus. This is usually done without warning and is a surprise to the one getting tarkoved.
Person 1: "Yo me and my homie we're tarkoving last night"
Person 2: "Did you guys make it out?"
Person 1: "Nah I blacked out his legs"
Person 2: "Did you guys make it out?"
Person 1: "Nah I blacked out his legs"
by pookie bear usec January 14, 2024
Get the Tarkovingmug.