Tarkoving is a sexual position that involves 2 of the same sex. One person spreads his glutes while the other person proceeds to stick their entire hand into their anus. This is usually done without warning and is a surprise to the one getting tarkoved.
Person 1: "Yo me and my homie we're tarkoving last night"
Person 2: "Did you guys make it out?"
Person 1: "Nah I blacked out his legs"
Person 2: "Did you guys make it out?"
Person 1: "Nah I blacked out his legs"
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Person 2: Yeah He's probably playing Tarkov
Person 1: What a Tarkov player
Person 2: Yeah He's probably playing Tarkov
Person 1: What a Tarkov player
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The phrase was named after and coined in the game “Escape from Tarkov”, which is really well renown for it’s incredibly frustrating and unforgiving difficulty.
The phrase was named after and coined in the game “Escape from Tarkov”, which is really well renown for it’s incredibly frustrating and unforgiving difficulty.
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Get the Tarkov mug.To raw dog a pill or supplement without any water. Referencing the video game “Escape from Tarkov” where your character will ingest painkillers and other pills by throwing them into the back of your throat and gulp it down, no water.
1. Ah whatever, I’ll just tarkov this iron tablet!
2. Ew, are you seriously considering tarkoving that?
3. You’ll choke on that pill if you have some water, unless you feel like you can tarkov it.
2. Ew, are you seriously considering tarkoving that?
3. You’ll choke on that pill if you have some water, unless you feel like you can tarkov it.
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