Vulgar term for the anus, rectum and bowels. Named after the main character's transportation machine in the popular UK Sci-Fi programme "Dr.Who". The 'tardis' held a lot more than it looked from the outside.
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A device often wished for by software developers who have been given unreasonable deadlines to complete their work. Although typically this would be used to give the benefit of hindsight to oneself in the past, many would wish to use it to kill the parent/grandparent of the project manager, thus ensuring they will never have been born.
by FatHairyCoder March 23, 2005
Get the tardis mug.Its when you leave the pub after many a bevvie, and suddenly your home , transversing time and space in a split second, that is your beer tardis, named after the phone box in Doctor Who..
by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003
Get the beer tardis mug.The language spoken (typed) by tards, usually in an attempt to sound cool and fit in with one's friends (who are also tards).
note: The term 'tard' here takes on a meaning closer to that of 'n00b'.
note: The term 'tard' here takes on a meaning closer to that of 'n00b'.
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Get the turdius mug.When you are dating an SLP (Speech and Language Pathologist) who works with disadvantaged or special needs children and you cant be trusted not to drop the word RETARD so you come up with a proper alternative that she will have no clue what you are referring to until she finds this post.
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