tanning bed

A great way to get dark. Just get into a nice capsule and come out dark. This process can take 8-30 minutes.

I need a tan for homecoming..Im going to the tanning salon

by Avid Tanner June 27, 2005

Tanning odour

The way you smell after laying in a tanning bed that hasn't been cleaned. Essentially, you smell like the BO of every person who used the bed before you! Good reason to clean out the tanning bed before using it.

What the? I had a shower this morning, but now I have this funny smell. Oh my God! I forgot to clean out the tanning bed. I smell like that big fat guy. Ewww.

by Mr. Defn May 19, 2004

Tanning the Thighs of Saint George

Slapping thighs with your penis until they are bright red, and then ejaculating a cross ontop of them, in the form of an English flag.

To show my sexual patriotism, I tanned the thighs of Saint George.

by Munglai January 17, 2004

tanning dirty

occurs when a chick tans with different bathing suits on creating a dirty looking tan line

I got w/ a girl last night who's ass was banged up lookin from tanning dirty.

by Double DD January 26, 2008

Tanning beds

something pale white girls try to use to get darker because they think they look sexy when in reality they're ugly and it just makes them orange and cancer... sucks.

Whoa did you see her? She's orange and looks like a cheesecurl because she went to tanning beds. SO UGLY!

by manginalover!!! March 18, 2011

Tanning Chatum

When you have surprise anal with a blindfold

Yo I tanning chatumed yo bitch last night and she didn't even know!!!!! Yeah nigga!!!!

by DoubleDeezNuts March 18, 2019

Tanning Bed Tickle Monster

Noun: Sketchy, aggressive, pompous, peacocky male typically found making loud, angry noises and clinking weights together at local fitness centers. Recognizable by their deep, artificial tan and circa 1987 style fitness wear (i.e. cutoff sweatshirts and stars and stripes workout pants)
To imply that this is not someone to be trusted in the tight quarters of a tanning salon, because he may be a rapist.

"Did the Tanning Bed Tickle Monster just take off his shirt for a few sets?? Yep, that just happened.."
"I bet his Wednesday workout is tanning and tickling"
"We haven't seen the Tanning Bed Tickle Monster in a while.. bet he is trying to post bail at the Jersey shore lockup..."

by MD20 November 2, 2009