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auld langxiety

The kind of anxiety that arises as one bids farewell to the old year at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve.
"Johnny's auld langxiety kicks in at about 11:55p on New Year's Eve as feelings of intense worry overcome him at the prospect of another year of this shit."
by SalvyZ December 15, 2018
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nangxiety

A state of which one becomes anxious due to the intake of nitrous oxide (nangs)
"Man, those nangs gave me a nangxiety attack!"
by thevibesofficialwotded March 1, 2019
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hangxiety tourettes

When the hangxiety is so bad that your body has uncontrolled physical reactions to the cringe and embarrassment that you feel while being haunted by all the stupid shit your drunk alter ego did. Most commonly appears as a quick head shake + flinch combo — your body is trying to shake that atrocious thought right out of your head.
“Dude why are you twitching so much”

“Ah it’s the hangxiety tourettes
by Shrek5ever April 1, 2023
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Auld-langxiety

Looming of nervy anxiousness about the new year, and what it may bring.
As the twelth chime came for January, half the room were revelling in Auld-Lang-Syne the other half in auld-langxiety.
by CallumFoster January 8, 2020
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bangxiety

when you have anxiety with your bangs.
im gonna wear a hat i am having bangxiety.
by jackki October 21, 2006
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Bangxiety

The fear held by many male students that they left a porn window open on their laptop, and when they open it in class it may be: A) seen by others (bad); B) start playing (worse); or C) start playing very loudly (worst). The fear usually does not manifest until the subject has actually left a window open to be discovered at least once.
"I had such bangxiety in Econ today. I checked that I had closed out of Youporn twice last night, but ever since I had to connect my laptop to the class projector for my Powerpoint, and I inadvertently shared my love of Gianna Michaels with all of my Psych class, I get really banxious."
by Snuffy6269 October 23, 2012
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Wangxiety

When a girl is nervous about getting stuffed with a cock or if she is anxious for it.
Teagan had some serious wangxiety waiting for Josh to come home.
by RickyAwesome September 25, 2009
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