tampon destructor

Slang term for the vagina -- especially when the woman is on her menstrual cycle (e.g., she's on the rag).

Hey Jane, did you know that Lisa over there is a true tampon destructor? She's killing five or six of those poor defenseless helpless things a day right now!

by Telephony November 7, 2014

Traffic Tampon

A driver who gets in the middle lane of a multi-lane highway/freeway and proceeds to drive under the speed limit, effectively stopping the flow of traffic.

We were cruising along nicely until we hit a pocket of slow traffic. Everyone was trying to get around a traffic tampon camped in the center lane.

by YB85 March 23, 2011

Meat Tampon

The white absorbent material used to soak up the blood from packaged meats.

"He forgot to remove the meat tampon before cooking his steak."

by Jameth11 July 3, 2020

tampon cult

a group of people who party and dance around tampons. some people like to swallow the toxins off of the tampon case.

Girl 1: Hurray hurray the tampon cult shall dance another day!

by anonymous pickleperson February 17, 2021

Tingling Tampon

A tampon that is filled with THC and CBD distillate and diffuses over hours. This has been proven to reduce inflammation, PMS, and other symptoms of periods.

When I use a tingling tampon, my periods are much lighter and my vagina feels great!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Shart Tampon

A wad of toilet paper or an an old sock stuffed into the back of one's underwear to curb the effects of chronic sharting.

I farted hot liquid into my underwear. What i need to do now that i'm cleaned up is use a Shart Tampon.

by Herman P. Willis November 5, 2008

Tampoff

Noun - A joke that is completely unfunny and beyond cheesy. A joke that will stop any points of laughter in a group and cause the person who said the joke to face ridicule. Whenever someone makes a terrible joke you call them out by saying "tampoff"

Verb - calling someone out on a bad joke (to tampoff someone)

The original tampoff: Person 1: "We couldn't have sex because she had her tampon in" Person 2: "Tampon?? Don't you mean, tampoff?"

Example of it in use.

Person 1: Did you know they created health care for alligators? It's called Gator-Aid. (gatorade)

Person 2: Dude, tampoff!

by Johnh1020 April 9, 2010